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WTF is SalesTees?
Sales is one of the most rewarding and high-paying jobs that someone, who's not necessarily too bright, can get. The real reason they pay us the big bucks is because the stress and anxiety is insurmountable. There are certain nuances to sales and the account executive role that are universally recognized and should be made fun of.
Sometimes the best way to deal with stress is to laugh.
Founder
Justin Solis
I'm a 9-year Tech Sales Veteran and lifetime bullshitter.
I got the idea for SalesTees while drinking at a bar with fellow AEs after a bunch of deals slipped and the only thing we could do to console ourselves was to take shots and make fun of our jobs.
After a few dozen one-liners were thrown around someone said "You should put that on a tee-shirt" and I ran with it.
If you've been there, send us your one-liners and we'll put it on a teeshirt and pay you for it!